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2008年03月02日 00:49
昔、こんなトミカのおもちゃって無かったですよね。。。ふつ~のミニカーだけだった気が…。。。それにしても最近のおもちゃは、大人が遊んでも面白そうなおもちゃが増えて、トイザラスに行くと子供より、親のほうが迷子になってしまう傾向が…。。。うちだけかな???
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2014年02月15日 22:35
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
2014年02月15日 23:05
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
2014年02月15日 23:57
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
2014年02月16日 00:07
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
2014年02月16日 01:46
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
2014年02月16日 01:47
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
2014年02月16日 02:46
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
2014年02月16日 03:06
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
2014年02月16日 03:08
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
2014年02月16日 03:45
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
2014年02月16日 04:42
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
2014年02月16日 05:03
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
2014年02月16日 05:04
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
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Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
2014年02月16日 08:46
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
2014年02月16日 08:59
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
2014年02月16日 10:07
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
2014年02月16日 10:45
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
2014年02月16日 10:47
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
2014年02月16日 11:07
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
2014年02月16日 11:07
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
2014年02月16日 12:39
It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
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The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
2014年02月16日 12:56
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
2014年02月16日 12:59
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
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2014年02月16日 13:01
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
2014年02月16日 14:39
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
2014年02月16日 14:53
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
2014年02月16日 15:37
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
2014年02月16日 16:46
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
2014年02月16日 16:50
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
2014年02月16日 16:54
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
2014年02月16日 17:08
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
2014年02月16日 18:33
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
2014年02月16日 18:36
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2014年02月16日 18:53
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
2014年02月16日 18:58
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
2014年02月16日 19:26
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
2014年02月16日 20:34
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
2014年02月16日 20:54
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.
2014年02月16日 21:34
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
2014年02月16日 22:34
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
2014年02月16日 22:34
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
2014年02月16日 22:56
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
2014年02月17日 00:34
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
2014年02月17日 00:44
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
2014年02月17日 00:44
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
2014年02月17日 00:45
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
2014年02月17日 00:54
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
2014年02月17日 01:34
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
2014年02月17日 02:29
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
2014年02月17日 02:34
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
2014年02月17日 02:34
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
2014年02月17日 03:35
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
2014年02月17日 05:10
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
2014年02月17日 05:10
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
2014年02月17日 06:52
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
2014年02月17日 06:57
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
2014年02月17日 07:53
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
2014年02月17日 08:20
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2014年02月17日 08:33
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
2014年02月17日 08:52
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
2014年02月17日 10:14
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
2014年02月17日 10:32
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
2014年02月17日 10:33
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2014年02月17日 10:52
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
2014年02月17日 10:55
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2014年02月17日 14:38
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2014年02月17日 17:17
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
2014年02月17日 20:11
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
2014年02月17日 22:05
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
2014年02月17日 22:32
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2014年02月18日 05:32
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
2014年02月18日 05:32
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
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They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
2014年02月18日 08:35
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
2014年02月18日 09:20
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2014年02月18日 09:47
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
2014年02月18日 13:23
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
2014年02月18日 13:23
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
2014年02月18日 14:05
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
2014年02月18日 15:26
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
2014年02月18日 16:38
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
2014年02月18日 17:50
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
2014年02月18日 19:32
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2014年02月18日 21:05
It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
2014年02月18日 22:14
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
2014年02月19日 02:50
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
2014年02月19日 03:09
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
2014年02月19日 04:29
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
2014年02月19日 05:50
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
2014年02月19日 08:41
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
2014年02月19日 18:14
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
2014年02月19日 19:44
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
2014年02月19日 22:05
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
2014年02月19日 23:17
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
2014年02月20日 02:20
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
2014年02月20日 03:29
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
2014年02月20日 05:05
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
2014年02月20日 06:23
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2014年02月20日 10:05
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
2014年02月20日 14:29
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
2014年02月20日 14:33
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
2014年02月20日 15:35
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
2014年02月20日 16:50
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
2014年02月20日 17:36
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
2014年02月20日 20:32
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
2014年02月20日 21:35
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
2014年02月20日 21:35
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
2014年02月21日 02:29
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
2014年02月21日 03:23
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
2014年02月21日 06:17
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
2014年02月21日 11:15
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
2014年02月21日 11:29
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
2014年02月21日 11:56
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
2014年02月21日 13:32
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
2014年02月21日 15:20
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
2014年02月21日 17:33
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
2014年02月21日 20:14
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
2014年02月21日 21:29
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
2014年02月21日 23:47
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
2014年02月22日 05:47
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
2014年02月22日 08:11
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
2014年02月22日 08:35
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
2014年02月22日 09:41
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
2014年02月22日 11:47
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2014年02月22日 14:29
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
2014年02月22日 18:11
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
2014年02月22日 19:20
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
2014年02月22日 19:21
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
2014年02月22日 21:23
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
2014年02月22日 22:14
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
2014年02月23日 00:23
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
2014年02月23日 02:54
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
2014年02月23日 06:38
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
2014年02月23日 09:23
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
2014年02月23日 09:29
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
2014年02月23日 10:50
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
2014年02月23日 12:05
Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
2014年02月23日 14:05
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
2014年02月23日 14:59
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
2014年02月23日 14:59
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
2014年02月23日 16:05
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2014年02月23日 17:35
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
2014年02月23日 18:35
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
2014年02月23日 20:05
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
2014年02月23日 20:47
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
2014年02月23日 23:41
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
2014年02月24日 03:51
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
2014年02月24日 04:23
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
2014年02月24日 05:59
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
2014年02月24日 05:59
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
2014年02月24日 07:26
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
2014年02月24日 08:11
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
2014年02月24日 10:05
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
2014年02月24日 10:59
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
2014年02月24日 11:41
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
2014年02月24日 11:41
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
2014年02月24日 12:50
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
2014年02月24日 14:59
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
2014年02月24日 15:23
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
2014年02月24日 18:53
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
2014年02月24日 19:05
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
2014年02月24日 19:29
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
2014年02月24日 20:38
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
2014年02月24日 22:05
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
2014年02月24日 22:20
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
2014年02月25日 01:11
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
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One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
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A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
2014年02月25日 05:23
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
2014年02月25日 05:35
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
2014年02月25日 06:14
If a man does his best, what else is there?
2014年02月25日 06:47
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
2014年02月25日 08:17
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
2014年02月25日 08:54
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
2014年02月25日 09:17
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
2014年02月25日 10:50
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
2014年02月25日 13:11
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
2014年02月25日 13:38
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
2014年02月25日 14:08
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
2014年02月25日 16:47
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
2014年02月25日 20:32
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
2014年02月25日 20:59
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
2014年02月25日 23:29
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
2014年02月25日 23:29
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
2014年02月25日 23:35
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
2014年02月25日 23:53
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
2014年02月26日 01:11
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
2014年02月26日 06:32
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
2014年02月26日 11:14
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
2014年02月26日 11:24
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
2014年02月26日 13:45
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
2014年02月26日 17:59
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
2014年02月26日 20:26
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
2014年02月26日 21:44
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
2014年02月26日 21:44
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
2014年02月27日 02:20
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
2014年02月27日 05:29
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
2014年02月27日 16:56
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
2014年02月27日 18:56
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
2014年02月27日 21:41
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
2014年02月27日 23:14
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
2014年02月28日 00:14
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
2014年02月28日 05:05
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
2014年02月28日 07:11
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
2014年02月28日 09:23
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
2014年02月28日 09:47
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
2014年02月28日 11:29
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
2014年02月28日 11:35
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
2014年02月28日 11:59
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
2014年02月28日 12:50
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
2014年02月28日 13:47
A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
2014年02月28日 15:00
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
2014年02月28日 15:41
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
2014年02月28日 15:59
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
2014年02月28日 18:17
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
2014年02月28日 19:20
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
2014年02月28日 19:29
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
2014年02月28日 20:35
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
2014年02月28日 21:38
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
2014年02月28日 22:17
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
2014年02月28日 23:23
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
2014年03月01日 00:50
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
2014年03月01日 00:50
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2014年03月01日 01:29
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
2014年03月01日 01:53
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
2014年03月01日 07:05
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
2014年03月01日 08:41
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
2014年03月01日 09:05
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
2014年03月01日 09:14
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
2014年03月01日 10:50
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
2014年03月01日 11:56
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
2014年03月01日 12:47
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
2014年03月01日 13:47
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
2014年03月01日 13:47
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
2014年03月01日 14:14
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2014年03月01日 14:23
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
2014年03月01日 17:11
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
2014年03月01日 17:20
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
2014年03月01日 18:11
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
2014年03月01日 18:11
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
2014年03月01日 18:35
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
2014年03月01日 19:41
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
2014年03月01日 20:44
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
2014年03月01日 22:53
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
2014年03月02日 00:47
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
2014年03月02日 03:44
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
2014年03月02日 04:23
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
2014年03月02日 08:05
Mit der Dummheit kテ、mpfen Gテカtter selbst vergebens
2014年03月02日 08:20
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
2014年03月02日 08:21
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
2014年03月02日 10:59
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
2014年03月02日 13:05
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
2014年03月02日 14:38
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
2014年03月02日 16:29
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
2014年03月02日 18:23
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
2014年03月02日 18:41
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
2014年03月02日 19:56
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
2014年03月02日 21:17
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
2014年03月02日 23:50
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
2014年03月03日 03:56
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
2014年03月03日 04:11
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
2014年03月03日 06:05
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
2014年03月03日 07:56
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
2014年03月03日 08:20
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
2014年03月03日 11:29
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
2014年03月03日 12:23
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
2014年03月03日 13:35
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
2014年03月03日 14:11
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
2014年03月03日 17:20
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
2014年03月03日 18:32
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
2014年03月03日 19:21
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
2014年03月03日 19:48
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
2014年03月03日 21:59
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
2014年03月04日 01:08
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
2014年03月04日 01:29
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
2014年03月04日 05:12
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
2014年03月04日 06:17
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
2014年03月04日 06:29
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
2014年03月04日 08:17
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
2014年03月04日 12:33
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
2014年03月04日 14:08
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
2014年03月04日 16:47
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
2014年03月04日 19:35
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
2014年03月04日 21:05
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
2014年03月04日 21:42
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
2014年03月04日 22:35
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
2014年03月04日 23:29
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
2014年03月04日 23:30
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
2014年03月05日 00:20
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
2014年03月05日 02:35
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
2014年03月05日 05:06
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
2014年03月05日 05:29
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
2014年03月05日 08:50
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
2014年03月05日 09:11
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
2014年03月05日 09:23
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
2014年03月05日 09:44
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
2014年03月05日 10:32
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
2014年03月05日 10:35
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
2014年03月05日 13:35
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
2014年03月05日 16:17
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
2014年03月05日 16:20
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
2014年03月05日 18:23
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
2014年03月05日 19:47
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
2014年03月05日 22:05
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2014年03月05日 22:23
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
2014年03月05日 22:35
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
2014年03月05日 23:05
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
2014年03月05日 23:23
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
2014年03月05日 23:32
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
2014年03月06日 00:11
The truth is more important than the facts.
2014年03月06日 02:08
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
2014年03月06日 03:05
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
2014年03月06日 08:32
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
2014年03月06日 10:05
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
2014年03月06日 11:53
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
2014年03月06日 13:32
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
2014年03月06日 14:17
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
2014年03月06日 14:53
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
2014年03月06日 16:17
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
2014年03月06日 17:33
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
2014年03月06日 18:41
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
2014年03月06日 19:56
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
2014年03月06日 20:38
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
2014年03月06日 21:05
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
2014年03月06日 22:50
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
2014年03月06日 23:20
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
2014年03月07日 02:35
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
2014年03月07日 02:51
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
2014年03月07日 02:53
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
2014年03月07日 03:11
A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
2014年03月07日 06:14
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
2014年03月07日 07:20
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
2014年03月07日 07:20
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
2014年03月07日 08:41
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
2014年03月07日 10:50
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
2014年03月07日 12:14
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
2014年03月07日 12:33
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
2014年03月07日 12:33
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
2014年03月07日 15:17
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
2014年03月07日 15:44
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
2014年03月07日 20:56
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
2014年03月07日 21:54
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
2014年03月07日 22:48
I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.
2014年03月07日 23:08
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
2014年03月07日 23:56
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
2014年03月08日 01:14
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
2014年03月08日 01:14
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
2014年03月08日 03:17
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
2014年03月08日 04:11
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
2014年03月08日 04:53
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
2014年03月08日 04:53
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
2014年03月08日 05:59
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
2014年03月08日 08:14
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
2014年03月08日 08:29
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
2014年03月08日 09:41
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
2014年03月08日 10:53
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
2014年03月08日 11:11
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
2014年03月08日 12:56
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
2014年03月08日 16:50
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
2014年03月08日 17:14
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
2014年03月08日 17:50
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
2014年03月08日 19:05
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
2014年03月08日 21:11
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
2014年03月08日 23:20
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
2014年03月08日 23:23
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
2014年03月09日 01:35
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
2014年03月09日 01:41
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
2014年03月09日 02:38
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
2014年03月09日 03:32
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
2014年03月09日 04:18
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
2014年03月09日 06:47
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2014年03月09日 09:50
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
2014年03月09日 10:29
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
2014年03月09日 11:59
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
2014年03月09日 12:53
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
2014年03月09日 13:32
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
2014年03月09日 13:50
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
2014年03月09日 13:50
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
2014年03月09日 14:44
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.
2014年03月09日 14:45
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
2014年03月09日 16:41
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2014年03月09日 18:26
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2014年03月09日 18:38
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
2014年03月09日 19:32
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
2014年03月09日 19:35
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
2014年03月09日 19:44
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
2014年03月09日 20:59
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
2014年03月09日 21:29
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
2014年03月09日 22:05
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
2014年03月09日 22:35
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
2014年03月09日 23:50
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
2014年03月10日 00:11
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
2014年03月10日 01:11
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
2014年03月10日 01:23
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
2014年03月10日 01:23
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
2014年03月10日 01:47
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
2014年03月10日 02:05
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
2014年03月10日 06:14
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
2014年03月10日 06:59
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
2014年03月10日 08:56
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
2014年03月10日 12:05
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
2014年03月10日 12:56
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
2014年03月10日 13:53
If thereツ痴 one thing I know itツ痴 God does love a good joke.
2014年03月10日 18:29
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
2014年03月10日 18:30
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
2014年03月10日 18:38
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
2014年03月10日 23:41
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
2014年03月11日 05:17
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
2014年03月11日 05:35
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
2014年03月11日 06:32
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
2014年03月11日 06:50
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
2014年03月11日 07:47
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
2014年03月11日 07:59
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2014年03月11日 09:11
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
2014年03月11日 09:50
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
2014年03月11日 11:59
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
2014年03月11日 12:35
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
2014年03月11日 13:35
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
2014年03月11日 14:23
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
2014年03月11日 15:50
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
2014年03月11日 17:56
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

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